Happily, the Disease Management Care Blog is not going to give up its day jobs for cartooning. It's too hard!

In its befuddlement over this post on physician autonomy, the Disease Management Care Blog circled back to its DMCB spouse muse. Compared to most Americans, she observed, the profession still lives very well, yet suffers from more than its fair share of tone-deaf entitlement, arrogance and narcissism.
Physicians have plenty of reasons to be vexed and lately this is coming up. Commercial insurers and Medicare have always been squeezing payment rates. Now the Obama Administration is failing to hold up its unofficial pledge to fix the repugnant Sustainable Growth Rate formula in exchange for organized physician support for its health reform legislation. Yet, something deeper is going on here and the DMCB couldn't quite put it's finger on it....
It's that time again. The Population Health Management Journal (PHMJ) has arrived and it's full of your competitors' published findings on wellness, prevention and care and case management. Good thing you read the Disease Management Care Blog. It's saving you time with this handy PHMJ summary so that you can quickly and efficiently scan the contents over your low fat, weight controlling lunchtime yogurt and fruit snack. You'll know which articles deserve closer attention. The result will be better market awareness, enhancement of your professional development, heightened competitiveness for your company, advancement of the science of population care management, fewer Americans with chronic illness and reduction of the national debt. And that's just for starters.
In a fav Disease Management Care Blog movie Bladerunner, Harrison Ford portrays a futuristic cop who tracks down genetically engineered humanoid "replicants" that have gone rogue. Too bad their emotions and free will get in the way of accepting their assigned tasks, like combat (the menacingly friendly Roy Batty), dangerous work (Zhora and her artificial snake ooo la la) or serving as a "pleasure model" (Goth-like Pris, ably played by sexy-no-more Darryl Hannah).
Sometimes the Disease Management Care Blog fancies itself as a virtual "journal club" that simultaneously combines updates on medical research with healthy levels of skepticism about the underlying science. It's a useful way to think through much of the spin that can clutter breaking news about medical advances. Given our mainstream media's spotty track record when it comes to reporting and interpreting medical news, wary journal club approaches are needed more than ever when it comes to uncovering the facts and only the facts.
As readers may recall from a prior Disease Management Care Blog posting on the topic of medical loss ratios (MLR), the ratio of health insurer medical costs to total costs is conceptually simple, yet administratively complicated. One reason is because providers of medical services - such as hospitals and physicians - are accepting various forms of risk transfer such as capitation, gain sharing and risk contracting that behave like insurance. Health insurers, in turn, have been taking on clinical roles that look and feel like traditional provider services. Examples of the latter include quality assurance, patient reminders and wellness initiatives.
Oh, those wacky politicians. Blessed with a charismatic ability to spin half-truths into yummy sound-bites, the more successful ones float into our field of view like oversized blimps and mesmerize us mere mortals with astonishing chutzpah and plausible fibbery.
Did you know that in some countries, the number of cell phones in circulation exceeds the number of persons? That in the U.S., 58% of persons have sent text messages, 89% of teens use text messaging regularly and that 30% of teens do so daily? That the widespread of texting has already prompted a number of highly innovative researchers to investigate the role of texting in improving health? That there is a really really cool term that you can use to bedazzle your colleagues, impress your boss, stymie your competitors and bore your spouse called "mHealth?"Last but not least, updates on unique news like this is a good reason to regularly check in with the DMCB. Stay tuned, because it has a manuscript on social media and population-based care management that will be published shortly.
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When the Disease Management Care Blog saw the flurry of news reports (for example, not to mention a YouTube video) about the Patient Centered Medical Home (PCMH) "saving money," it couldn't wait for the full print version of Health Affairs to arrive at the DMCB World Headquarters. The DMCB had previously reviewed Group Health's negative "no statistically significant.... cost differences" one year study and was looking forward to seeing researchers Robert Reid et al's reportedly positive two year follow-up.
The Disease Management Care Blog used to make grape wine. Its stand of Foch vines was well suited to the northeast U.S. climate and reliably yielded an adequate if unrefined extract. It was great fun to dump juice, crushed skins, stems and leaves into a large bin every August, measure specific gravity with a hydrometer, guesstimate additional amounts of water and sugar, add the yeast and stand back. Once the foamy fementation began, it filled the DMCB's house with a sweet thick odor. The smell was disquieting, but the DMCB calmed the spouse by reminding her that the scent was evidence of God's angels at work. What else could account for miracle of trading carbon dioxide for ethanol?"BlogHer and BookRenter, a company that rents textbooks to college students, have joined forces because we know that books makes a difference.
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The Bobbsey Twins: I was given the first one when I was 6 or 7. I remember being disappointed that it didn't have any pictures but I tore through it. And after that every trip to the "big city" had to include a new one to add to my collection.
Pride and Prejudice: I read it for the first time when I was just 8 years old. I'd already burned my way through most of the kids' books in my local library and had been awarded an adult's library card. I'm not sure why I picked it up or what I got out of it but I loved it - and I've read it many times since (and drooled over the inappropriately shirtless Colin Firth in the BBC mini-series).
Steinbeck: I think I started with the Grapes of Wrath (for a Grade 7 book report. I was a nerd) but I also loved Of Mice And Men and The Winter of Our Discontent (but not The Red Pony - it was ruined for me by being an assigned book in a high school English class). His writing was so beautiful and his stories were so compelling - I remember his characters to this day. And he taught me about the beauty of sad or ambivalent endings.
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Dear Mr. President:
As a members of the oil industry, we're writing to express our pleasant surprise at not being actively compared to health insurers by your Administration. We agree with you and your colleagues that, compared to those greedy sharks, we are a beacon of ethical business practice.
As you know, the U.S. Senate has unveiled its long awaited version of the energy bill. We look forward to an informed and vigorous debate on carbon caps, renewable energy, nuclear power and how we can moderate our national addiction to fossil fuels. We anxiously await the creation of a coherent policy in a manner that meets your call for civility and respect and which, in contrast to the wreckage of the health reform debate, brings credit to our Republic.
Yet, Mr. President, we're spooked. There are some eerie parallels between health and energy reform that could unleash your populist Furies:
1) Both industries have experienced serious catastrophes. In health reform, it's been the death spiral of the moribund individual market, while in energy reform it's been an occasional oil slick.
2) Both have seen price run-ups that have harmed our economy and threatened our national security. Yet, we are pleased to note that despite $1200 a month premiums and $2.85/gal gas, our citizens can still afford $4 for a cup of premium coffee.
3) Both have been whipsawed by heart breaking anecdotes. There are the infamous rescissions of cancer patients and the needless death of some dolphins and many oysters.
4) Last but not least, both health care and energy have more than their fair share of tone deaf executives who look conspicuously guilty when pilloried by your Democratic colleagues in Congress. Unlike the health insurance industry, however, we can blame our subcontractors, stretch the legal suits out over a decades and, like the Exxon Valdez, take it all the way to the Supreme Court.
Your advisers have been undoubtedly tempted to break out the highly successful health reform playbook to help pass energy reform. They probably want to arrange town hall speeches where you can rail against "greedy" oil companies. They think members of your Administration should ambush our industry with second guesses about decisions we made months ago with all the necessary Federal and State regulatory approvals. They're probably asking that you tilt the political debate in your favor by mentioning the victims by name at every opportunity, condemning multi-millionaire executives and making vague and untrue generalities. Your advisers count on the Democratic majority in Congress to muscle something through.
While that would further energize your base and maybe minimize the coming carnage in the November elections, you've obviously decided that would be a mistake. Not because that would end up creating bad policy that ignores the underlying cost drivers. Not because you'd have to continue to burn up political capital by continuing to defend a reform long after a bill has passed. Not because you'd add taxes and costs as far as the eye could see.
No, Mr. President, you know that the fossil fuel industry is largely global and therefore less vulnerable to U.S. political straw man and ad hominem attacks. Compared to health insurers, we also have a much larger financial base that cannot be easily morphed into a regulated utility. While insurers can bluster about leaving a market, we really mean it and don't care if that means Americans will have to drive weenie econoboxes to unheated homes lit by single small compact fluorescent bulb. China appreciates us.
Thank you Mr. President, we really appreciate the political double standard.
Sincerely yours,
The Oil Industry
Who can blame the primary care physicians for their discontent?