i thought i had seen it all

Too tired and brain dead to really write today, so I give you this:

This is what is written in the first couple of paras of the smaller text:

Too late, when love has gone for a wife to plead that no one has warned her of danger. Because a wise, considerate wife makes it her her business to find out how to safeguard her daintiness in order to protect precious married love and happiness.

One of the soundest ways for a wife to keep married love in bloom is to achieve dainty allure by practicing effective feminine hygiene such as regular vaginal douches with reliable "Lysol."

Wow.

I cannot imagine. Really, I can't.